Our Goal

To provide parents with a way to semi-organically make their kids lose interest in playing video games in a professional and quick fashion.

Our Process

Here at KillMyKids.com, We prioritize victim safety. To make sure that only parents are hiring us to kill their kids, We have a process where you upload images of your ID, your child's birth certificate with your name as a parent, and finally, tell us what your kid is playing.

After you submit your request, our board of safety advisors looks over your submission and makes sure everything checks out. After that, they send it to our 'assassins' to do their work.

Our Rates

Here at KillMyKids.com, we believe that every parent regardless of financial standing has the right to get their kids off that damn game. Here, we have 3 plans, with each having an automatic $5 application fee. You can see more info here.